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02 September

BUSH Should Do Somethin' About These Darn Oil Prices!

That's the current spew and spit anyway from the far left these days. Tons of "bloggs" and emails are all a buzz of this these last few days. We've all received the email petitions from our liberal lefty pals wanting us to join the band-wagon train and help get the urgent message across to ole stubborn "W". Sorry to rain on your parade, but..... Email petitions are neither valid NOR recognized by any legal body, or entity (why? ....because anybody could "fudge" the names and numbers - that's why!). Glad to know just as many Liberals fall for Internet hoaxes as Conservatives. For you LIBS who continue flooding my inbox daily with these type of emails, I do have to say your Supreme Leader Michael Moore would be most disappointed in you for falling for this one though. He wants his "worker-bees" to be smarter than this. Besides, remind me again what the heck Pres. Bush can do about oil prices??!! Thought that was all governed by OPEC anyway? You want him to bomb them? You know, come to think of it we could do a hostile take over of the oil kings and tyrants AND then we could charge a nickel for gas if we wanted!! Wanna do that; want us to go in guns a blaze’n?! No wait, ...can't do that because you all said the Iraq War couldn't be about the oil (and/or U.S. control of it anyway) or then you all (the “lefty's”) would really be steamed and ticked if we did. Wake up!! You don't want Bush to be all tough on terror, nor strong-armed and ‘cowboy’ about anything, but now you want him to go kick the asses of oil tycoons, get tough and lower the oil prices for you??!! Do you see the irony AND your 'two faces'??!! Try crawling out of that dark left, cold corner and wiggle on over here to the "right" (tails a wagg’n) - it's all warm and fuzzy and real clear over here on the right/reality. If you do decide to crawl over just know: there will be a two day quarantine and detox period. After which you'll be briefed and issued a new identity, as well as a new job, passport/I.D. (…for the New World Order, of course), a new home, and a new family. You'll like your new government issued BMW or gas guzzling SUV and your home on the lake, - I promise, it rocks! On Friday nights you can tell us all ghost stories about what it was like living in Stepford.

Ultra Liberals are truly a JOKE!


posted at 17:22:21 on 09/02/05 by Chopper - Category: General

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